If you missed any of these items the first time around, you’re in luck! We’re offering a permanent archive of previous seasons’ Top Shelf merch just for our members! They’re the same price as they were before (minus membership dues).
These products are password-protected. If you’re a current or previous member and you don’t have the password, send a message on social media or email our Creative Director.
New for fall/winter 2026!
Fall/Winter 2026:
Soccer Jersey
(Football Kit if you’re fancy)
Moisture-wicking stretch fabric with UPF 50+ protection for actual real-life sports!
Spring 2026:
Bluetooth Speaker
Bluetooth and aux for all your listening needs!
Spring 2025:
Double-Logo Tote Bag
Lots of pockets and zippers for all your orchestra needs! Social Symphony on one side, Drunk Orchestra on the other.
